Built Like Corn — Funny Country T-Shirt | Cabell Family Farms

Life tried to chew me up and spit me out? Not this time. Our Built Like Corn T-shirt brings unapologetic country humor with a bold cornfield-inspired back design that reads: “Life tried to chew me up and shit me out, but I’m built like corn.”

Choose forest green or black. Features a colorful approximately 11-inch back graphic, a vintage-cream Cabell Family Farms left-chest logo, a distressed American flag on the right sleeve, and Cabell Family Farms neck branding.

Shirt: Gildan G500 Heavy Cotton unisex tee. Sizes: S–3XL.

Photos are digital back-view mockups. Actual printed colors and placement may vary slightly.